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    <title>How bookstore returns forced me to rethink my publishing strategy</title>
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    <summary><![CDATA[Returnable books are what enable brick-and-mortar stores to maintain an affordable inventory. But they also put a huge burden on small publishers&mdash;like me.]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><div id="aGeNohVMvqwRQLzP" class="mt-image-wrapper"><img id="wYtsuhcwqfDoVnLK" src="https://www.shunn.net/blog/assets/7470fdc5-9b05-4056-a685-1a05106c6c65_6720x4480.jpg" width="720" height="480" alt="Photo by Jason Leung on Unsplash" class="mt-image-center"><div class="mt-annotation">Photo by Jason Leung on Unsplash</div></div> There is no feeling quite like seeing your book displayed on a bookstore shelf. If it seems miraculous, that&#8217;s because it is.</p>

<p>A remarkable chain of events had to transpire to make this happen. You spent months or years nurturing a fragile idea and rendering it into words. You managed to get those words in front of an editor, who was moved or excited enough by them to champion your work to more people. A book was designed, art commissioned, a marketing plan devised. A sense of your book was communicated via advertising, catalog, sales rep or simple word of mouth to a bookstore, where the buyer figured there was a reasonable chance a customer might be interested in it.</p>

<p>And then the bookstore bought your book.</p>

<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right. The bookstore didn&#8217;t borrow your book or receive it on consignment. They bought it. They paid money to your publisher to have a copy or two on hand, on the chance they could resell it to someone walking in off the street.</p>

<p>Like I said, it&#8217;s miraculous.</p>

<p>It&#8217;s also a risk for the bookstore, who put up their own money on a bet they could move your book. But what if no customer completes this chain of miracles and actually buys it?</p>

<p>Let me tell you what happens, and how it bit me in the ass.</p>

<p><strong>Deciding to self-publish</strong></p>

<p>In 2015 as I was preparing to self-publish my memoir, The Accidental Terrorist: Confessions of a Reluctant Missionary, I put myself through a crash course on the business end of the industry. Self-publishing was not my first choice, but after years of trying to sell my book to traditional publishers, and much soul-searching by me and my agent both, I realized it might be the best option I had left.</p>

<p>I believed in my book deeply. If someone picked it up in a store and started leafing through it, I did not want to give them a single reason to suspect it wasn&#8217;t the product of a traditional publishing process. This meant a lot of work on my part, not to mention a significant investment in editorial guidance, production software, and more.</p>

<p>It also meant getting my book into stores in the first place. That process alone could fill a couple of essays, but it boiled down to finding a printer and a distributor. To keep my start-up costs as low as possible, I chose a print-on-demand solution from Lightning Source, a division of the book distributor Ingram Content Group.</p>

<p><strong>The supply chain</strong></p>

<p>In traditional publishing, a publisher will, through a distributor, take orders from bookstores for its upcoming titles. It will hire a printing company to produce enough books to fill those orders, and the distributor will make sure those books are delivered to the stores. In this model, the publisher pays all the costs of printing the book up front.</p>

<p>With all my other production costs, I could not afford to place a large print order in advance. Lightning Source was a good solution for me because it combines printing and distribution under one roof. When orders come in for the book, Lightning Source prints only as many copies as are needed and delivers them directly to the stores.</p>

<p>As the publisher in this scenario, I don&#8217;t need to keep any inventory on hand. This is good for me and my bottom line, since I&#8217;m not paying money to print books that might never end up in a store.</p>

<p>But.</p>

<p><strong>Discounts and returns</strong></p>

<p>This is where my interests as a publisher begin to collide with the interests of the bookstore. What incentive does the bookstore have to pay for a copy of my book without being sure someone will buy it from them?</p>

<p>If it&#8217;s a hot book everyone&#8217;s talking about, no problem. Chances are good someone will come in looking for it. Chances are good, in fact, that many someones will come in looking for it.</p>

<p>But if it&#8217;s not a hot title, the bookstore is taking much more of a risk. Publishers do two things to make this risk more palatable to the bookstore:</p>

<ol><li>The publisher sells the book to the store at a discount &#8212; usually 55% off the cover price, and rarely less than 40%. The bookstore can then sell the book at the full cover price or even offer it on sale and still make a profit.</li><li>The publisher allows the bookstore to return unsold books for a full refund. This theoretically reduces the bookstore&#8217;s risk to zero, since if they can&#8217;t sell the book, they can get their money back.</li></ol>

<p>This is great for the bookstore but not so great for the publisher, since the publisher needs to keep enough cash on hand to repay the bookstore if necessary. Also, it&#8217;s easy for the publisher to get stuck with a bunch of returned books they paid to have printed but that never sold.</p>

<p>But we were talking earlier about print-on-demand. You would think print-on-demand reduces the risk on the publisher&#8217;s end, since they&#8217;re not paying in advance to print some possibly excessive number of books.</p>

<p>It doesâ€Š&#8212;â€Šbut only to a point. I&#8217;ll get back to that in a bit.</p>

<p><strong>Setting a price</strong></p>

<p>When adding my book to the Ingram catalog, my job was to work out an optimal retail price. This was not a straightforward task.</p>

<p>Ingram is the largest wholesale book distributor in the world. When your book is listed in their catalog, it can be ordered by just about any bookstore or library anywhere. One important factor in whether it will be or not is, of course, the price. Too high and no one will want to buy it. Too low and you won&#8217;t make any money even if they do.<br />
Unboxing the hardcover edition of my memoir. (Photo by William Shunn.)</p>

<p>The wholesale price of your book &#8212; what the bookstore pays the publisher &#8212; must be higher than the cost of printing your book. The hardcover edition of my memoir, for instance, is a 448-page book with a full-color matte-finish dust jacket. The print cost is $13.37 per unit (though this would be lower if I were printing in bulk). So, my wholesale price had to be higher than $13.37 in order for me to make any profit.</p>

<p>After playing around with various numbers, I settled on a retail price of $27.95. This was roughly comparable to similar hardcovers coming out at the time, and I was afraid to go much higher for fear of turning off potential buyers.</p>

<p>The problem with this price was, at the standard 55% discount, bookstores would pay only $12.58 per unit &#8212; less than the cost of printing. Though I knew it would probably hurt me with some retailers, I gritted my teeth and set the discount at 40%, the low end of the generally accepted range. This would make the wholesale price $16.77. I would reap a hefty profit of $3.40 per unit, and the bookstore would still stand to make $11.18 at the cash register. I hoped that would be enough to convince a few stores to take a chance on my book.</p>

<p>(I should clarify here, that $3.40 profit is what the publisher receives in this transaction. In traditional publishing arrangements, the publisher would pay a portion of this amount, probably 10% of the cover price, to the author as a royalty, and would have other costs to cover as well. In my case, since the publisher and the author are the same entity, the entire $3.40 goes into my pocket. As for the bookstore&#8217;s $11.18, a portion of that might be owed to a wholesaler, which in some arrangements acts as a middleman between the distributor and the store. Things can get complicated!)</p>

<p>Using similar reasoning, I set the retail price of the trade paperback at $15.95. The print cost of $6.72 and wholesale price of $9.57 would yield me a per-unit profit of $2.85.</p>

<p>Soon enough, publication day was upon me &#8212; Tuesday, November 10, 2015. Time to kick back and watch the money roll in. Right?</p>

<p><strong>In rolls the money!</strong></p>

<p>My book didn&#8217;t exactly set the world on fire, but it wasn&#8217;t a complete dud. My Lightning Source wholesale compensation report from December 1, 2015, indicates I sold 72 hardcovers and 16 trade paperbacks to U.S. retailers through the end of November. This totaled $1,360.56 in raw sales and $290.40 in net publisher compensation. There were a handful of sales in Canada and Great Britain as well. Not a bestseller by any stretch, but nothing to sneeze at either.</p>

<p>This momentum continued unabated through December. In the middle of January I gave a Google Talk in New York City on the topic of self-publishing The Accidental Terrorist. I was particularly excited when I arrived to see that a nearby bookseller, Posman Books, had a table in the small auditorium with at least two dozen copies of my book available for purchase.</p>

<p>Later that month, I found myself in the same part of Manhattan with time to kill, so I popped into Posman Books to do some browsing. I was thrilled when, in the nonfiction section, I spotted a copy of my book. There it was on the shelf! Right there with all the real books!</p>

<p>I remembered the huge stack of copies from my talk at Google, and part of me wondered idly what had become of them all. Had they been sold? Were they stashed somewhere for future restocking? I was curious but managed to put the question out of my mind as I took my own stack of purchases to the cash register. (I can&#8217;t walk into a bookstore without buying something.)</p>

<p>As it turned out, my sales numbers for January were not very strong. February and March were worse. Still, by the time April dawned I had sold a total of 217 books through Lightning Source, racking up $661.96 in publisher compensation. For a small, self-published memoir, I figured The Accidental Terrorist wasn&#8217;t doing too badly.</p>

<p>Then, at the beginning of May, my report for April arrived.</p>

<p><strong>Paying the piper</strong></p>

<p>At first as I looked over the April numbers, I couldn&#8217;t make sense of what I was seeing. My total units sold for the month came to -52. That&#8217;s a negative 52. My sales totaled -$877.40. What kind of nightmare joke was this?</p>

<p>Digging through the report, I began to understand what had happened. I had sold another four copies of the book in April, but at the same time 56 copies had been returned by the bookstores that had originally ordered them. These stores were then entitled to a refund of what they had paid. For 33 hardcovers and 23 trade paperbacks, that ran to $885.52.</p>

<p>And I was on the hook for it.</p>

<p>Lightning Source had printed those 56 returnable books, you see. Someone had to pay for them. That someone was the publisher. Me.</p>

<p>Soon after, 56 books arrived at my door, and the charge for $885.52 showed up on my credit card. I was suddenly $215.44 in the hole! The modest profit I had made on 221 copies of my book was obliterated by the return of just 56. I had made an average profit of $3.03 on each book I sold, whereas each return cost me $15.81.</p>

<p>Despite my intellectual understanding of how returns worked, I was shocked and gut-wrenched. It was hard to wrap my head around these numbers. I had let myself forget that, under optimal circumstances, the cost of printing was hidden from me, invisibly squared away before I ever saw my small per-unit profit. I had let myself forget that, in the end, it had always been me who was paying the printer.</p>

<p>Of course, it wasn&#8217;t a complete loss. I did have the books themselves, after all, which were not worthless. I could resell them online, or give them away as gifts and promos, which is what I did. But this experience did, unfortunately, force me to rethink my book&#8217;s relationship with brick-and-mortar stores.</p>

<p><strong>The point of no return</strong></p>

<p>Realizing how much I stood to lose if this happened again, I logged into Lightning Source and updated my pricing structures. I reduced my wholesale discount to 30% and, more importantly, marked my books as nonreturnable.</p>

<p>I understood this action would deter most bookstores from keeping The Accidental Terrorist in stock. That&#8217;s what I was willing to trade to prevent another unpleasant and costly surprise. I didn&#8217;t want to do it, but I literally could not afford to take a similar hit. (Even so, it was more than four years before my print sales crept back into the black.)</p>

<p>I love bookstores, especially independent bookstores, and it makes me sad that I may never again have the experience of stumbling across my memoir somewhere on their shelves. It also makes me sad that the publishing ecosystem is set up to leave small publishers so vulnerable to the whims of the marketplace.</p>

<p>But there&#8217;s a silver lining. My book is still part of the Ingram catalog. When someone asks me the best way to buy a copy, I tell them to ask their favorite local independent bookstore to special-order it for them. A bookseller may not want to take a chance on stocking a nonreturnable book, but they will almost certainly order it for a customer who asks. It&#8217;s the best way I have of looking out for myself while still doing what I can to support independent bookstores.</p>

<p><strong>It&#8217;s your call</strong></p>

<p>If you&#8217;re producing physical books as a small publisher or a self-publisher or both, the question of whether to list your books as returnable is one to think long and hard about. Do your research and go in with your eyes open about the potential rewards and potential costs of both approaches.</p>

<p>Don&#8217;t wait to be faced with a hefty surprise bill, like I did.</p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2021/11/how_bookstore_returns_forced_me_to_rethink_my_publishing_strategy.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Hear me read tonight at Write This Down in Brooklyn!</title>
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    <published>2019-09-30T13:13:48Z</published>
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    <summary><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re in or near Brooklyn tonight, I hope you&#8217;ll drop by to hear personal essays by me and some other excellent writers and storytellers&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Monday, September 30: 7:30-10:30 pm , 603 Vanderbilt Ave., Brooklyn At the &#8220;Back to School&#8221;...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re in or near Brooklyn tonight, I hope you&#8217;ll drop by <a href="https://www.brandedsaloon.com/" target="_blank">Branded Saloon</a> to hear personal essays by me and some other excellent writers and storytellers&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>

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<p><strong>Monday, September 30: 7:30-10:30 pm</strong><br />
<strong><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/914815235551608/" target="_blank">Write This Down: A Creative Nonfiction Reading Series</a></strong><br />
<strong><a href="https://www.brandedsaloon.com/" target="_blank">Branded Saloon</a>, 603 Vanderbilt Ave., Brooklyn</strong></p>

<p>At the &#8220;Back to School&#8221; edition of this new nonfiction series, I&#8217;ll be reading &#8220;Words and Phrases You Must Never Use in Utah,&#8221; a personal essay about my time as a novice cusser at the <a href="https://www.shunn.net/clarion/">Clarion Workshop</a>. Also appearing are <a href="http://dtlawson.com" target="_blank">David Lawson</a>, <a href="https://rhondahansome.com/" target="_blank">Rhonda Hansome</a>, and <a href="https://www.shunn.net/lb/2018/11/meet-our-readers-david-rothman-1.html" target="_blank">David Rothman</a>. I hope to see you there in Prospect Heights!</p>

<p><div id="nbrULb2pqYfsST7l" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="Z2nYe4wThZqBmV2x" href="https://www.facebook.com/events/914815235551608/" target="_blank" title="Write This Down: A New Creative Nonfiction Reading Series in Brooklyn"><img id="IJOdbigU3AKgxeQ0" src="https://www.shunn.net/blog/assets/wtdbts.jpg" width="720" height="558" alt="Write This Down: A New Creative Nonfiction Reading Series in Brooklyn" class="mt-image-none"></a></div></p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2019/09/hear_me_read_tonight_at_write_this_down_in_brooklyn.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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    <title>Catch me in New York City on September 30 and October 2</title>
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    <published>2019-09-26T14:56:15Z</published>
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    <summary> New Yorkers! I&#8217;m participating in two events next week that I hope you&#8217;ll be able to come out and see: Monday, September 30: 7:30-10:30 pm , 603 Vanderbilt Ave., Brooklyn At the &#8220;Back to School&#8221; edition of this new...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><div id="ZRovdpWjRvtbuGzO" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="Is8abYk0SI0lfMNG" href="https://www.liarsleaguenyc.com/events" title="Liars&#8217; League NYC Presents Accident &amp; Emergency"><img id="yZgR8YvpkVARSzIe" src="https://www.shunn.net/blog/assets_c/2019/09/llnycae-thumb-300x198-3148.jpg" width="300" height="198" alt="Liars&#8217; League NYC Presents Accident &amp; Emergency" class="mt-image-right"></a></div> New Yorkers! I&#8217;m participating in two events next week that I hope you&#8217;ll be able to come out and see:</p>

<p><strong>Monday, September 30: 7:30-10:30 pm</strong><br />
<strong><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/914815235551608/" target="_blank">Write This Down: A Creative Nonfiction Reading Series</a></strong><br />
<strong><a href="https://www.brandedsaloon.com/" target="_blank">Branded Saloon</a>, 603 Vanderbilt Ave., Brooklyn</strong></p>

<p>At the &#8220;Back to School&#8221; edition of this new nonfiction series, I&#8217;ll be reading &#8220;Words and Phrases You Must Never Use in Utah,&#8221; a personal essay about my time as a novice cusser at the <a href="https://www.shunn.net/clarion/">Clarion Workshop</a>. Also appearing are <a href="https://www.shunn.net/lb/2018/10/thanks-for-making-line-break-23-so-memorable.html" target="_blank">David Lawson</a>, <a href="https://rhondahansome.com/" target="_blank">Rhonda Hansome</a>, and <a href="https://www.shunn.net/lb/2018/12/thanks-for-making-line-break-25-such-a-festive-sendoff.html" target="_blank">David Rothman</a> (a couple of whom you might have caught at <a href="https://www.shunn.net/lb/" target="_blank">Line Break</a>). Join us in Prospect Heights.</p>

<p><strong>Wednesday, October 2: 7:00-9:00 pm</strong><br />
<strong><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/522852361849779/" target="_blank">Liars&#8217; League NYC presents Accident & Emergency</a></strong><br />
<strong><a href="http://kgbbar.com/" target="_blank">KGB Bar</a>, 85 E. 4th St., Manhattan</strong></p>

<p>At this long-running series, original short stories are read by professional actors. My new short story &#8220;Harper&#8217;s Guitar&#8221; (a self-contained chapter from my crime novel in progress) will get the Liars&#8217; League treatment. Also featured are stories by Rachel Lyon, Katherine Shaw, and Arthur Longworth. Join us in the East Village.</p>

<p>I hope to see you on one or both nights!</p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2019/09/catch_me_in_new_york_city_on_september_30_and_october_2.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>New(ish) missionary story: &quot;After the Earthquake a Fire&quot;</title>
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    <published>2017-04-27T14:08:02Z</published>
    <updated>2020-04-16T15:35:04Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[My novelette "After the Earthquake a Fire" is now available as a 99&cent; ebook. This story tells a fictionalized version of some of my experiences as a Mormon missionary in Idaho after I was ejected from Canada. If you finished...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My novelette "<a href="http://www.accidentalterrorist.com/earthquake.html">After the Earthquake a Fire</a>" is now available as a 99&cent; ebook.</p>

<p>This story tells a fictionalized version of some of my experiences as a Mormon missionary in Idaho after I was ejected from Canada. If you finished reading <i><a href="http://www.accidentalterrorist.com/">The Accidental Terrorist</a></i> and wondered what what the rest of my mission was like ... well, I hope you won't read <i>too</i> much into this.</p>

<p>Be aware that this story includes scenes of animal cruelty which may be disturbing to some readers.</p>

<p>Um, I hope you like it.</p>

<p><i>"After the Earthquake a Fire" was originally published online in 2015 in the second issue of </i>Bloodstone Review,<i> but since, sadly, that publication appears to have vanished from the web, I wanted to make the story available to my readers again.</i></p>

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<p style="font-size: 83.67%;"><b>Release date:</b> 25 April 2017</p>

<p>Elder Rigby is a young Mormon from Utah serving a mission in northern Idaho, though to him the experience is more like serving a prison sentence. He and his partner, Elder Crews, do their best to fill their days with meaningful work, but there are only so many doorbells to ring in a town as small as Bonners Ferry.</p>

<p>Then, between the boredom and broken rules, they meet Minnie, an elderly Russian Jew scarred by some of the worst atrocities of the early 20th century. She will force Elder Rigby to confront the bleakness of his own existence, and the limits of his faith.</p>

<p>This novelette, based on the author&rsquo;s experiences as a missionary and originally published in <i>Bloodstone Review,</i> is now available for the first time as a standalone ebook.</p>

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<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2017/04/new_missionary_short_story_after_the_earthquake_a_fire.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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    <title>This 30-year-old article can&apos;t tell you what it&apos;s like to be a missionary</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.accidentalterrorist.com/2017/02/this-30-year-old-article-cant-tell-you-what-its-like-to-be-a-missionary.html" />
    <id>tag:www.accidentalterrorist.com,2017://34.8166</id>

    <published>2017-03-01T02:08:18Z</published>
    <updated>2021-03-04T17:28:24Z</updated>

    <summary> This Deseret News article from Saturday, February 28, 1987, can tell you all about what got me arrested earlier that week, but it can&apos;t tell you what it was actually like to be a reluctant 19-year-old Mormon missionary in...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><div id="u54yQ4Hw5tLZ9DJY" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="Eabu2Ljj0pIlfAFi" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Deseret News: Utah missionary sentenced for bomb threat in Canada - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="fsPrVq8mP1shv0oU" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-19870228-deseretnews.jpg" width="300" height="243" alt="Deseret News: Utah missionary sentenced for bomb threat in Canada - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-right gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/19870228-deseretnews.jpg"></a></div> This <i>Deseret News</i> article from Saturday, February 28, 1987, can tell you all about what got me arrested earlier that week, but it can't tell you what it was actually like to be a reluctant 19-year-old Mormon missionary in the wilds of Canada in the mid- to late '80s. And hey, it's the <i>Deseret News,</i> so it wouldn't tell you the truth about that even if it could.</p>

<p>No, for that you need my award-nominated memoir, <i><a href="https://www.accidentalterrorist.com/">The Accidental Terrorist: Confessions of a Reluctant Missionary</a>,</i> and there's still time to get in on plenty of great sales! While supplies last, grab a signed and personalized edition for only <strong><a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror">$19.95 in hardcover</a></strong> or <strong><a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror">$11.95 in trade paperback</a>,</strong>&#151;with free shipping in the United States. Or get the <a href="http://dogb.us/memorder">ebook edition for the ridiculously low price of 99 cents</a>!</p>

<p>Not only that, but you can even enter at Goodreads to <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsaway">win one of ten free copies of the trade paperback</a>. But hurry! Like a train to Darjeeling, the days of these sales are limited.</p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2017/02/this_30_year_old_article_cant_tell_you_what_its_like_to_be_a_missionary.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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    <title>This article from 30 years ago today spoils everything about my memoir</title>
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    <published>2017-02-28T15:21:29Z</published>
    <updated>2021-03-04T17:28:23Z</updated>

    <summary>Well, maybe not everything. This Salt Lake Tribune article from Saturday, February 28, 1987, may tell you the basics of the central plot elements, but it doesn&apos;t tell you what it was actually like to be a reluctant 19-year-old Mormon...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Well, maybe not <i>everything.</i> This <i>Salt Lake Tribune</i> article from Saturday, February 28, 1987, may tell you the basics of the central plot elements, but it doesn't tell you what it was actually like to be a reluctant 19-year-old Mormon missionary in the wilds of Canada in the mid- to late '80s. It doesn't tell you about the social pressures and even, yes, the brainwashing that goes into making a boy of that age willing to commit to two years of unpaid proselytizing&#151;or at least unwilling to fight against it.</p>

<p>No, for that you need my award-nominated memoir, <i><a href="https://www.accidentalterrorist.com/">The Accidental Terrorist: Confessions of a Reluctant Missionary</a>,</i> and there's still time to get in on plenty of great sales! While supplies last, grab a signed and personalized edition for only <strong><a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror">$19.95 in hardcover</a></strong> or <strong><a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror">$11.95 in trade paperback</a>,</strong>&#151;with free shipping in the United States. Or get the <a href="http://dogb.us/memorder">ebook edition for the ridiculously low price of 99 cents</a>!</p>

<p>Not only that, but you can even enter at Goodreads to <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsaway">win one of ten free copies of the trade paperback</a>. But hurry! Like a fine limited edition, the days of these sales are numbered.</p>

<p><div id="VJmpnm8OefkP7JBd" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="KqWNsWQUWF9cB6Cx" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Salt Lake Tribune: Missionary Called In a Bomb Threat to Ground Friend's Plane - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="NWMbft55kiEAErWf" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-19870228-saltlaketribune.jpg" width="720" height="184" alt="Salt Lake Tribune: Missionary Called In a Bomb Threat to Ground Friend's Plane - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-none gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/19870228-saltlaketribune.jpg"></a></div></p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2017/02/this_article_from_30_years_ago_spoils_everything_about_my_memoir.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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    <title>What was costly for me, you can read for a pittance</title>
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    <id>tag:www.accidentalterrorist.com,2017://34.8162</id>

    <published>2017-02-28T01:42:58Z</published>
    <updated>2021-03-04T17:28:22Z</updated>

    <summary> This was another headline 30 years ago today, when my days ahead looked fatter but my wallet was definitely thinner. But what was so costly for me, you can read about for a pittance. While supplies last, signed editions...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><div id="puXriyCn2CRszPVM" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="UXblg0VTpdyjYJDD" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Calgary Sun: Bomb hoax costly, Mormon fined $2,000 - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="MrRaLiMzC3Y4By2y" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-19870227-calgarysun.jpg" width="480" height="653" alt="Calgary Sun: Bomb hoax costly, Mormon fined $2,000 - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-right gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/19870227-calgarysun.jpg"></a></div> This was another headline 30 years ago today, when my days ahead looked fatter but my wallet was definitely thinner.</p>

<p>But what was so costly for me, you can read about for a pittance. While supplies last, signed editions of my memoir, <i><a href="https://www.accidentalterrorist.com/">The Accidental Terrorist</a>,</i> are only <strong><a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror">$19.95 in hardcover</a></strong>, and <strong><a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror">$11.95 in trade paperback</a></strong>. And you can get the <a href="http://dogb.us/memorder">ebook edition for a ridiculously low 99 cents</a>!</p>

<p>Not only that, but you can even enter at Goodreads to <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsaway">win one of ten free copies of the trade paperback</a>. But hurry! Like my days in Canada, there isn't much time left for these offers.</p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2017/02/what_was_costly_for_me_you_can_read_for_a_pittance.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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    <title>This story cost me big, but you can get it for cheap</title>
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    <published>2017-02-27T13:55:36Z</published>
    <updated>2021-03-04T17:26:41Z</updated>

    <summary>This was the headline 30 years ago today. I was, to my vast relief, a free man, but much poorer for the experience. But what cost me big, you can get for cheap. While supplies last, signed editions of my...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This was the headline 30 years ago today. I was, to my vast relief, a free man, but much poorer for the experience.</p>

<p>But what cost me big, you can get for cheap. While supplies last, signed editions of my memoir, <i>The Accidental Terrorist,</i> are only <strong><a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror">$19.95 in hardcover</a></strong>, and <strong><a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror">$11.95 in trade paperback</a></strong>. And you can get the <a href="http://dogb.us/memorder">ebook edition for a ridiculously low 99 cents</a>!</p>

<p>Not only that, but you can even enter at Goodreads to <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsaway">win one of ten free copies of the trade paperback</a>. But hurry! Like my time in Canada, the days of these sales are numbered.</p>

<p><div id="5hIneToPU3Mum659" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="coRcxkldg9yiAVpc" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Calgary Herald: Missionary gets day's jail, $2,000 fine for bomb hoax - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="bqvZHaZq1tz8TUVA" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-19870227-calgaryherald.jpg" width="720" height="767" alt="Calgary Herald: Missionary gets day's jail, $2,000 fine for bomb hoax - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-none gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/19870227-calgaryherald.jpg"></a></div></p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2017/02/this_story_cost_me_big_but_you_can_get_it_for_cheap.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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    <title>Free shipping on signed editions of my memoir, 30 years after my trial</title>
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    <published>2017-02-26T01:46:38Z</published>
    <updated>2017-02-25T07:46:09Z</updated>

    <summary> Thirty years ago today, I went on trial in Provincial Court in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. How I got there and what came after is the subject of my memoir, The Accidental Terrorist: Confessions of a Reluctant Missionary. Now, three...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><div id="bsOO2l4ocq2TkrM8" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="fiM4pHkEjQtcllpr" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Calgary Sun: 'Flight delayed for pal' - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="i0kGD4TYYfKq8vR6" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-19870225-calgarysun.jpg" width="220" height="521" alt="Calgary Sun: 'Flight delayed for pal' - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-right gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/19870225-calgarysun.jpg"></a></div> Thirty years ago today, I went on trial in Provincial Court in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. How I got there and what came after is the subject of my memoir, <a href="http://dogb.us/memorder"><i>The Accidental Terrorist: Confessions of a Reluctant Missionary</i></a>. Now, three decades later, my publisher, <strong>Sinister Regard,</strong> is offering U.S. customers <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror"><strong>free shipping</strong> and <strong>huge discounts</strong> on <strong>signed editions</strong> of the book</a>:</p>

<p>Hardcover: <strike style="color: red;">regularly $27.95</strike> now <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror"><big>$19.95</big></a></p>

<p>Trade paperback: <strike style="color: red;">regularly $15.95</strike> now <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror"><big>$11.95</big></a></p>

<p>I'll even personalize it for you, if you like. You can also <a href="http://dogb.us/memorder">get the ebook edition for only 99&cent;</a>, or enter at Goodreads to <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsaway">win a free paperback copy</a>! But hurry, supplies are limited. What are you waiting for&#151;a bomb threat?</p>

<p><div id="Q2L4ixDeHbFma6np" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="YdDJ0DEwSfZAvDWe" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Elder Shunn (left) with fellow elders at the Missionary Training Center, Provo, Utah - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="h1uTIsQviUjsoSZY" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-eldershunn-mtc.jpg" width="490" height="328" alt="Elder Shunn (left) with fellow elders at the Missionary Training Center, Provo, Utah - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-none gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/eldershunn-mtc.jpg"></a></div></p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2017/02/free_shipping_on_signed_editions_of_my_memoir_30_years_after_my_trial.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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    <title>Signed editions of my memoir as low as $11.95, with free shipping!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.accidentalterrorist.com/2017/02/signed-editions-of-my-memoir-as-low-as-1195-with-free-shipping.html" />
    <id>tag:www.accidentalterrorist.com,2017://34.8143</id>

    <published>2017-02-25T14:46:36Z</published>
    <updated>2021-03-04T17:28:20Z</updated>

    <summary> It was 30 years ago today that my trial over charges stemming from a false bomb threat got underway in Provincial Court in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. A kid who didn&apos;t want to be a missionary in the first place...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><div id="Ix4Jqc801vZXvxOG" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="Zy49f7c6ufLWYqeU" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Calgary Herald: Missionary faces trial over hoax at airport - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="w5G7C32Bvnpv5Xdp" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-19870225-calgaryherald.jpg" width="221" height="974" alt="Calgary Herald: Missionary faces trial over hoax at airport - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-right gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/19870225-calgaryherald.jpg"></a></div> It was 30 years ago today that my trial over charges stemming from a false bomb threat got underway in Provincial Court in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. A kid who didn't want to be a missionary in the first place was now facing up to ten years in prison for trying to prevent another kid from no longer being a missionary. It was an upside-down world, and I was hanging on for dear life.</p>

<p>How I got there and what came after is the story told in my memoir, <a href="http://dogb.us/memorder"><i>The Accidental Terrorist: Confessions of a Reluctant Missionary</i></a>. In observance of the 30th anniversary of the events it chronicles, my publisher, <strong>Sinister Regard,</strong> is offering U.S. customers <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror"><strong>free shipping</strong> and <strong>huge discounts</strong> on <strong>signed editions</strong> of the book</a>:</p>

<p>Hardcover: <strike style="color: red;">regularly $27.95</strike> now <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror"><big>$19.95</big></a></p>

<p>Trade paperback: <strike style="color: red;">regularly $15.95</strike> now <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsofterror"><big>$11.95</big></a></p>

<p>I'll even personalize it for you, if you like. You can also <a href="http://dogb.us/memorder">get the ebook edition for only 99&cent;</a>, or enter at Goodreads to <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsaway">win a free paperback copy</a>! But hurry, supplies are limited. And I'm sure you're eager to find out whether or not I made it out alive.</p>

<p><div id="LAT9pkgvT73JMhet" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="drnwGXv4NQQFwOmL" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Elder Shunn at Provo Temple, 1986 - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="IbH2ClfWA1l3k9bF" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-eldershunn-temple.jpg" width="489" height="347" alt="Elder Shunn at Provo Temple, 1986 - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-none gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/eldershunn-temple.jpg"></a></div></p>

<p><div id="cx8MQYIIkh7cRYZg" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="3CBAwqneb3OFsLGi" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Elder Shunn in his apartment in Brooks, Alberta, 1986 - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="HSKKK1hNwIX10Nwd" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-eldershunn-bed.jpg" width="489" height="331" alt="Elder Shunn in his apartment in Brooks, Alberta, 1986 - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-none gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/eldershunn-bed.jpg"></a></div></p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2017/02/signed_editions_of_my_memoir_as_low_as_1195_with_free_shipping.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>A book giveaway on the 30th anniversary of my bail hearing</title>
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    <published>2017-02-24T14:39:11Z</published>
    <updated>2025-08-30T02:57:46Z</updated>

    <summary> It was on this day 30 years ago&#151;Tuesday, February 24, 1987&#151;that I was set free from jail on bail of $1,000. In celebration, I&apos;m giving away 10 free copies of The Accidental Terrorist through Goodreads. Just click on the...</summary>
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<p>It was on this day 30 years ago&#151;Tuesday, February 24, 1987&#151;that I was set free from jail on bail of $1,000.</p>

<p>In celebration, I'm giving away <a href="http://dogb.us/30yrsaway">10 free copies of <i>The Accidental Terrorist</i></a> through Goodreads. Just click on the giveaway button there on the right and sign in to be entered for a chance to win.</p>

<p><div id="xWX5WM6ooRGlwVVn" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="1u65xRGeSLwl31X1" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Calgary Sun: Bomb threat a hoax - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="zHiS1nHYADJsDQcW" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-19870224-calgarysun.jpg" width="265" height="533" alt="Calgary Sun: Bomb threat a hoax - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-left gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/19870224-calgarysun.jpg"></a></div> And keep tuning in here all week as I continue to share <strike>memoir spoilers</strike> newspaper clippings from the days of my trial. You can also still <a href="http://dogb.us/memorder">get the ebook version of <i>The Accidental Terrorist</i> for a measly 99 cents</a>, and I'll be announcing more specials and sales in the days to come. It's almost too much excitement to take!</p>

<p><div id="ciznClY3b50q93S9" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="4cW3i891j2IGimAg" href="javascript:void(0)" title="Elder Shunn in bathroom stall - click to view - mousewheel to zoom"><img id="873nOiSITzk51vNf" src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/c-eldershunn-stall.jpg" width="445" height="317" alt="Elder Shunn in bathroom stall - click to view - mousewheel to zoom" class="mt-image-none gallery-item" data-high-res-src="https://www.shunn.net/img/scans/eldershunn-stall.jpg"></a></div></p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2017/02/a_book_giveaway_on_the_30th_anniversary_of_my_bail_hearing.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Come out to a very special 100th episode of Tuesday Funk tonight in Chicago!</title>
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    <published>2016-12-06T14:31:27Z</published>
    <updated>2025-09-15T21:42:13Z</updated>

    <summary>I&apos;m delighted to be appearing tonight at a very special edition of Chicago&apos;s Tuesday Funk reading series. It&apos;s the 100th episode of the long-running series. In honor of that occasion, current hosts Andrew Huff and Eden Robins have invited all...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm delighted to be appearing tonight at <a href="https://www.tuesdayfunk.org/2016/11/tuesday-funk-100----december-6-2016.html">a very special edition</a> of Chicago's <a href="https://www.tuesdayfunk.org/">Tuesday Funk</a> reading series.</p>

<p>It's the <strong><a href="https://www.tuesdayfunk.org/2016/11/tuesday-funk-100----december-6-2016.html">100th episode</a></strong> of the long-running series. In honor of that occasion, current hosts Andrew Huff and Eden Robins have invited all the former hosts back as guests.</p>

<p>Please come out to <a href="http://www.hopleaf.com/">Hopleaf</a> tonight at 7:30 to see not just me but also Connor Coyne, Reinhardt Suarez, Hallie Palladino, and Sara Ross Witt. It's upstairs and it's free! It'll be a terrific show!</p>

<p>It's Tuesday Funk&#151;Chicago's eclectic monthly reading series where good writing and good beer mix. (Hey, I coined that.)</p>

<p><div id="eBGQM0XUQUcthN0Y" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="Cnom5BjhdBAyMDr8" href="https://www.tuesdayfunk.org/2016/11/tuesday-funk-100----december-6-2016.html" title="Tuesday Funk, 100th show, December 6, 2016, 7:30 pm"><img id="lO9p5ICqNdBwj2AQ" src="https://www.shunn.net/tf/tf-postcard-2016-12.jpg" width="720" height="540" alt="Tuesday Funk, 100th show, December 6, 2016, 7:30 pm" class="mt-image-none"></a></div></p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2016/12/come_out_to_a_very_special_episode_of_tuesday_funk_tonight_in_chicago.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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    <title>Come see me in Taboo Tales NYC on Monday, October 10</title>
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    <published>2016-10-06T14:01:12Z</published>
    <updated>2025-09-05T03:16:51Z</updated>

    <summary> I&apos;m very excited to be part of the second Taboo Tales event in New York City on Monday, October 10th. Taboo Tales is the long-running show from Los Angeles where people tell stories about their fucked-up lives. Come out...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><div id="KH5Jv3lhW7Ay1njm" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="dNJFxHdexhvsfziV" href="http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/2603140" title="Taboo Tales"><img id="PSVobpRyoP3xGjaD" src="https://www.shunn.net/blog/assets/tabootales.png" width="720" height="289" alt="Taboo Tales" class="mt-image-none"></a></div></p>

<p>I'm very excited to be part of the second <strong><a href="http://tabootalestheshow.com/">Taboo Tales</a></strong> event in New York City on Monday, October 10th. Taboo Tales is the long-running show from Los Angeles where people tell stories about their fucked-up lives. Come out and see us at <a href="https://thepit-nyc.com/events/date/2016-10-10">The PIT</a> on Monday and I guarantee you'll feel better about yourself.</p>

<p>Now, I'll let Taboo Tales tell you more...</p>

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<p>We've learned New Yorkers are pretty fucked up so we're putting on our second show on October 10th. It's Columbus Day so tell all your friends to come out and discover this one of a kind storytelling show where we talk about topics no one wants to discuss in public. </p>

<p>Our BRAVE storytellers for this show will be: </p>

<ul><li>Allison Guerra</li><li>Tony Carnevale</li><li>Kent Koren</li><li>William Shunn</li><li>Karen Fratti</li><li>Bobby Hankinson</li></ul>

<p>Hosted by Vanessa Golenia and Kejal Macdonald<br />
Happening at the PIT theater (24th and Lex)<br />
7pm. Arrive by 6:30pm.</p>

<p>Save some money and <a href="http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/2603140">get your tickets in advance</a>!<br />
$10 online tickets // $13 at the door</p>

<p>Want to see how much fun we had at the last one? Say no more. Check our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/TabooTales/photos/?tab=album&album_id=1287992477881997">event photos</a>. </p>

<p>SEE YOU THERE!</p>

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<p>More info:<br />
<a href="http://tabootalestheshow.com/about-2/">http://tabootalestheshow.com/about-2/</a><br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/1781798598730652/">https://www.facebook.com/events/1781798598730652/</a></p>

<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2016/10/this_columbus_day_come_see_me_in_taboo_tales_nyc.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>June&apos;s CD Mix of the Month</title>
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    <id>tag:www.accidentalterrorist.com,2025://34.10010</id>

    <published>2016-06-04T20:39:57Z</published>
    <updated>2025-10-26T16:32:57Z</updated>

    <summary> My CD mix of the month for tonight&apos;s rare June meetup is . However, it could equally well serve as a soundtrack to the book, especially in the form of the playlist below, which is quite a bit more...</summary>
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<p>My <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/cdmom/">CD mix of the month</a> for tonight's rare <a href="https://www.shunn.net/cdmix?179">June</a> meetup is <em><a href="https://www.shunn.net/music/ql/fa/i6934">The Accidental Terrorist: An Imaginary Soundtrack to the Movie of the Memoir</a>.</em> However, it could equally well serve as a soundtrack to the <a href="https://dogb.us/memoir">book</a>, especially in the form of the playlist below, which is quite a bit more expansive than the mix CD itself and includes some of the piano pieces that used to be part of my repertoire.<!--ICON--></p>

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<p><iframe style="border-radius:12px" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/playlist/0hAqfaNtPdZAPBXtIdCcid?si=JTSMaVDmSVqCxYgRSuuvYA?utm_source=generator" width="100%" height="518" frameBorder="0" allowfullscreen="" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture" loading="lazy"></iframe></p>

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<blockquote class="crosspost">Crossposted from <a href="https://www.shunn.net/blog/2016/06/junes_cd_mix_of_the_month_3.html">Inhuman Swill</a></blockquote>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Accidental Terrorist meets Noted Expert Michael Ian Black</title>
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    <published>2016-05-23T16:02:00Z</published>
    <updated>2025-09-14T18:52:33Z</updated>

    <summary> It was a magical moment. That&apos;s how Barry put it, and who am I to disagree? Barry Goldblatt is my friend and literary agent. He also happens to be literary agent to actor/&#8203;comedian/&#8203;author Michael Ian Black, with whom you...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><div id="xmk9DWsvHXCbcOoc" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="d52VBaxccXbkDnIm" href="http://www.epix.com/movie/michael-ian-black-noted-expert/" title="Michael Ian Black: NOTED EXPERT on Epix"><img id="LsNi6vXhTMjSbnRa" src="https://www.shunn.net/blog/assets/notedexpert434x620.jpg" width="217" height="310" alt="Michael Ian Black: NOTED EXPERT on Epix" class="mt-image-right"></a></div></p>

<p>It was a magical moment. That's how Barry put it, and who am I to disagree?</p>

<p><a href="http://www.bgliterary.com/">Barry Goldblatt</a> is my friend and literary agent. He also happens to be literary agent to actor/&#8203;comedian/&#8203;author <a href="http://www.michaelianblack.org/">Michael Ian Black</a>, with whom you may be familiar. This past November, Barry took a small group of us to see the taping of Michael's new standup comedy special at John Jay College in Manhattan.</p>

<p>Now, this happened to be the very next day after my book release party for <i><a href="https://www.accidentalterrorist.com/">The Accidental Terrorist</a>,</i> so 1) I was still on a pretty big high, and 2) the comedy outing felt almost like a continuation of the party from the night before.</p>

<p><div id="Orjf7hD5CAyb1aoG" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="altGxXc8uc7gFM6r" href="https://twitter.com/barrygoldblatt/status/664266221773131776" title="Tricia Ready, Colleen AF Venable, and Barry Goldblatt at The Accidental Terrorist Release Party, 10 November 2015"><img id="SiTEEb08Kfhv4mXg" src="https://www.shunn.net/blog/assets/tricia-colleen-barry.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Tricia Ready, Colleen AF Venable, and Barry Goldblatt at The Accidental Terrorist Release Party, 10 November 2015" class="mt-image-left"></a></div></p>

<p>As the line of showgoers entered the auditorium, a woman we called the Sorting Hat directed each little group to the exact row where she wanted them to sit. "Are you big fans of Michael Ian Black?" she would ask, before sending the young and attractive college students to the front of the house and the rest of us to the anonymous back middle. She needed the audience to look good and enthusiastic on TV.</p>

<p>Look, the show was hilarious. <a href="http://www.joshgondelman.com/">Josh Gondelman</a> opened, and though I think we old people were prepared to hate him, he charmed us with a very funny set. When Michael Ian Black took the stage, however, there was no looking back. His set seemed to effortlessly ride a line between his signature ingratiating archness and smarm, surprising hints of vulnerability, and some of the most potentially offensive material imaginable. We were weeping with laughter.</p>

<p>Toward the end of the hour, Michael launched into a long story about getting arrested on an old warrant for a brief <strike>lapse</strike> <em>interregnum</em> in his auto insurance. Suddenly, at the point in the story where he's being hauled off to jail, he asked the audience, "Who's been to jail here before?"</p>

<p><div id="UOdGZCP6ADXen8BK" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="ueq8ZTz1lp61FScS" href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/shunn/27088978125/" title="Anticipation at the Noted Expert viewing party!"><img id="1kG40nP8O9IjPwT5" src="https://www.shunn.net/blog/assets/27088978125_606576b7d8_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Anticipation at the Noted Expert viewing party!" class="mt-image-right"></a></div></p>

<p>Well.</p>

<p>I don't want to spoil anything for you, but the others in the group and especially Barry started hissing at me to stick my goddamn hand in the air already. After taking stories from two other audience members, Michael called on me. My mouth was dry and it felt like I couldn't get enough breath, but somehow I managed to elicit from him <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BFgpK9jt56f/">the reaction you can see</a> in the Instagram video below.</p>

<p><div id="ERnsSnPIxRpCeVhS" class="mt-image-wrapper"><a id="JNCHqTNrUqZWWV5u" href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/shunn/27088977885/" title="'...and said there was a bomb on it.' --William Shunn in Noted Expert"><img id="WMR17wGnXDLwP9Ey" src="https://www.shunn.net/blog/assets/27088977885_1afd11b1c0_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="'...and said there was a bomb on it.' --William Shunn in Noted Expert" class="mt-image-left"></a></div></p>

<p>After the show, a few people asked me if the story I'd told was really true or if I had been an audience plant. And Barry swore up and down that he'd had no idea the jail question was going to come up.</p>

<p>On Friday, May 13, I invited a bunch of friends over to watch <em><a href="http://www.epix.com/movie/michael-ian-black-noted-expert/">Michael Ian Black: Noted Expert</a></em> when it debuted on <a href="http://www.epix.com/">Epix</a>. It turned out to be a lucky Friday the 13th for me because I didn't have to explain to my guests why I had dragged them over to my house to watch a show that I wasn't even in.</p>

<p>I hope you'll watch the special too. If you have Epix, it runs again this Wednesday night on Epix2, or you can watch it on-demand through the Epix app on many different streaming devices.</p>

<p>I encourage you to watch the full hour, because it's a very funny show, and because Michael Ian Black really needs this, guys. But if you're only interested in seeing my bit, start from the 48-minute mark. That should give you enough context for maximum enjoyment.</p>

<p>Oh, and <a href="https://www.accidentalterrorist.com/order/">buy my book</a>, okay? The ebook editions are all on sale.<br />
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<p><strong>More info:</strong> <a href="http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/02/michael-ian-black-stand-up-noted-expert-video">Michael Ian Black to debut stand-up special on Epix&#151;exclusive</a></p>

<blockquote class="bitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My worlds collide as <a href="https://twitter.com/shunn">@Shunn</a> ends up telling <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack">@michaelianblack</a> his story of being arrested for calling in a bomb threat. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/accidentalterrorist?src=hash">#accidentalterrorist</a></p>&mdash; Barry Goldblatt (@barrygoldblatt) <a href="https://twitter.com/barrygoldblatt/status/664650526009741313">November 12, 2015</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="bitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/barrygoldblatt">@barrygoldblatt</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/shunn">@shunn</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack">@michaelianblack</a> I was rolling in my seat all night, but that exchange took my laughing cake.</p>&mdash; Mikael Short (@MikaelShort) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikaelShort/status/664991839007698944">November 13, 2015</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@michaelianblack</a> Was there a better audience story at the earlier taping than the escaping Mormon missionary bomb threat?</p>&mdash; Cody Peace Adams (@VentnerKendo) <a href="https://twitter.com/VentnerKendo/status/664689277947768832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 12, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="bitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/VentnerKendo">@VentnerKendo</a> Not even close.</p>&mdash; Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/664689702411354112">November 12, 2015</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="bitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tonight <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack">@michaelianblack</a>&#39;s new standup special debuts on Epix! Will I be in it? Tune in and see. <a href="https://t.co/z5VRKv4kbN">https://t.co/z5VRKv4kbN</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/michaelandme?src=hash">#michaelandme</a></p>&mdash; William Shunn (@shunn) <a href="https://twitter.com/shunn/status/731122148601958401">May 13, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="bitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="no" dir="ltr">SPOILER ALERT: No. <a href="https://t.co/cn6vOsTTIj">https://t.co/cn6vOsTTIj</a></p>&mdash; Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/731125783725522944">May 13, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="bitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/shunn">@shunn</a> I might have lied in the spoiler alert.</p>&mdash; Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/731276233670049792">May 14, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="bitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here comes a true story of a guy who said there was a bomb on an airplane and got charged with &quot;public mischief.&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/notedexpert?src=hash">#notedexpert</a></p>&mdash; Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/731316523156049920">May 14, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="bitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Beware! If <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack">@michaelianblack</a> tells you you&#39;re not in his comedy special, HE&#39;S LYING. Or maybe I shouldn&#39;t generalize from my experience.</p>&mdash; William Shunn (@shunn) <a href="https://twitter.com/shunn/status/731317022940860416">May 14, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="bitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is the terrorist. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NotedExpert?src=hash">#NotedExpert</a> <a href="https://t.co/Jj4EUmswW0">https://t.co/Jj4EUmswW0</a></p>&mdash; Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) <a href="https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/731317292252975104">May 14, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yay! <a href="https://twitter.com/BrettJensen82">@BrettJensen82</a> &amp; I walked out enthralled by story - wondered if he was a plant. (He wasn&#39;t!) Buy his book! ðŸ‘ðŸ¼ðŸ‘ðŸ¼ <a href="https://t.co/ufgw8zuy8v">https://t.co/ufgw8zuy8v</a></p>&mdash; Emily Wood (@ewood02) <a href="https://twitter.com/ewood02/status/731318391739420672">May 14, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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